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Negative. No sign.

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PILOT:
Wait a second. I think I got him.

4
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You know...

5
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you could put somebody's
eye out with that thing.

6
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We airlifted out the last passengers,
Ace. We're heading out.

7
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What about the animal cargo?

8
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Don't worry about it. It's just one little
raccoon. If I were you, I'd turn back.

9
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Yeah? Well, if you were me, then I'd be you,
and I'd use your body to get to the top.

10
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You can't stop me,
no matter who you are.

11
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

12
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Loser.

13
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Loo-s-e-r.

14
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(GRUNTING)

15
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(CHIRPING)

16
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Hungry, fella?

17
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(BURPING)

18
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That ought to hold you for a while.

19
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(GRUNTING)

20
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(CHATTERING)

21
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That's okay, Spike.
There's nothing more we can do.

22
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(RACCOON SCREECHING)

23
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Look, Spike.

24
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(SCREECHING)

25
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Do not fret, my little woodland friend, for
your life is in the hands of Ace Ventura...

26
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Pet Detective.

27
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(SCREECHING)

28
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Whatever you do...

29
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(GRUNTING)

30
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...don't look down.

31
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(SQUEAKING)

32
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(GASPS)

33
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- (ACE SCREAMING, GRUNTING)
- (RACCOON SQUEAKING)

34
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Hang on! Hang on, little buddy!

35
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I got you. I think I got you.

36
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Uh, maybe not. You're slipping.

37
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- (SCREECH)
- Don't let go!

38
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(ECHOING) No!

39
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(PANTING)

40
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Oh.

41
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Oh.

42
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My goodness.

43
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(GASPS)

44
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Well, hello. Yes.

45
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Well, now, that was quite a shock.

46
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It's, um... It's extremely
nice to meet you.

47
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Now, my name is Fulton Greenwall,
and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.

48
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No man here carries with him...

49
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- a label.
- What?

50
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Oh, yes. No names. How silly of me.

51
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Well, um, he's an American.

52
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We are all children of
the same life force.

53
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Yes, of course we are.
Well, uh... he bends over,

54
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- and he speaks from his rear.
- Oh, him.

55
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Right this way.

56
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He came to us a broken man.

57
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He had lost the will to
sustain his existence.

58
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Yes. I heard about that unfortunate
accident with the raccoon.

59
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It was terrible for him,

60
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but the life force once
again smiled upon him.

61
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He's now at peace.

62
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- (SHEEP BLEATING)
- (LION PURRS)

63
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I will wait here.

64
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

65
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(GROWL)

66
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(BOTH SCREAM)

67
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Oh! Oh!

68
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- (WHISPERING) I must apologize.
- Quite. Well, uh, um, no harm done.

69
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Let me introduce myself.
My name is Fulton Greenwall.

70
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I was sent here to employ your services
in the retrieval of a lost animal.

71
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Now, can you help us?

72
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Your request is not unlike
your lower intestine...

73
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- stinky and loaded with danger.
- We can pay you handsomely.

74
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I am now a child of light. Your
earthly money holds no appeal to me.

75
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Twenty thousand dollars.

76
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Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eeaaly!

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No.

78
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I cannot, for I am sorely needed...

79
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here...

80
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at the Ashram.

81
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If I may interject!
We are short of space,

82
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and it's important for
you to use your talents.

83
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Let me help you pack.

84
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(CAT MEOWS)

85
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But I am yet to attain omnipresent
supergalactic oneness.

86
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No. Wait.

87
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There it is. You've just attained it.

88
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- I have?
- Yes. Just now.

89
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You are one.

90
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I can see it in your eyes.

91
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You're more one than anyone.

92
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What about my medallion
of spiritual accomplishment?

93
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Take mine.

94
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This took you 80 years to achieve.

95
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That's ok. I don't like
it anymore. Really.

96
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In the light of this personal
sacrifice you've made...

97
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I have no choice...

98
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(WHISPERING) ...but to take the case.

99
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Great! I'll go tell the others!

100
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Master...

101
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(SHEEP BLEATING)

102
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...break it to them gently.

103
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- (CORK POPS)
- (LAUGHING)

104
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(ALL CHEERING and LAUGHING)

105
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I've never seen them act like that before.
Denial can be an ugly thing.

106
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Well, we should go, Mr. Ventura.
I've arranged a plane.

107
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I'll meet you at the bottom.

108
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There's still one more thing
I must do before I go.

109
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Isn't this incredible?

110
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It's going to be some
kind of a record.

111
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ACE: ♪ Everyone loves a slinky ♪

112
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♪ You got to get a slinky
Slinky, slinky ♪

113
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♪ Go, slinky, go! ♪♪

114
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Oh, man!

115
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Can you believe it?

116
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It was right there!

117
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Can I do it one more time?

118
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Please forgive me, sir, but if we don't
hurry now, we might miss the plane.

119
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Of course. How selfish of me.

120
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Let's do all the things
that you want to do.

121
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(ACE IMITATING MOOSE CALL)

122
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Canadian moose during mating season.

123
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And now...

124
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a yak.

125
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(ACE IMITATING YAK CALL)

126
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Peanut?

127
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Yes. I have one right here.
It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

128
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Peanut.

129
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Oh, I see. (CHUCKLES)

130
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If we can get back
to business, Mr. Ventura?

131
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The Wachati are a peaceful tribe.

132
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Since their sacred
animal has vanished,

133
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they believe that there is a
curse fallen on their village.

134
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It all started some time ago...

135
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So the daughter of the Wachati chief

136
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is set to wed the first son
of the Wachootoo tribe,

137
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and the sacred animal was offered
as dowry for the marriage.

138
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But if it is not recovered,
the result will be

139
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the merciless slaughter
of the Wachatis.

140
00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,678
Uh, Mr. Ventura?

141
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:57,449
Mr. Ventura!

142
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(IMITATING WILLIAM SHATNER)
There's... someone on the wing...

143
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some... thing.

144
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,363
(NORMAL VOICE)
I'm sorry. What were you saying?

145
00:14:10,463 --> 00:14:13,465
The daughter of the Wachati chief

146
00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:18,337
is set to wed the first son
of the Wachootoo tribe.

147
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(SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

148
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Spectacular.

149
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:44,879
This land holds great beauty.

150
00:15:00,695 --> 00:15:02,030
How far to the crime scene?

151
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:04,800
Well, I've been instructed to
bring you first to the consulate,

152
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which should be beyond those trees
on the other side of the jungle,

153
00:15:08,304 --> 00:15:10,839
so we'll have to circle around...

154
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(LAUGHS)

155
00:15:13,074 --> 00:15:14,141
Oh, no!

156
00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:18,813
Steering's a little loose.

157
00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:23,050
Ah! Alignment's off, too.

158
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:25,587
Mr. Ventura!

159
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(BOTH SCREAMING)

160
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<i>♪ Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you ♪</i>

161
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<i>♪ And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us, too ♪</i>

162
00:15:40,235 --> 00:15:41,336
<i>♪ Hi ho ♪</i>

163
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<i>♪ Everywhere we go,
on Chitty Chitty we depend ♪</i>

164
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<i>♪ Bang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
our fine, four-fendered friend ♪</i>

165
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:50,579
<i>♪ Bang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
our fine, four-fendered ♪</i>

166
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:53,514
<i>♪ Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang, yeah! ♪</i>

167
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<i>♪ Chitty ♪♪</i>

168
00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:09,331
- Oh, there's the consulate.
- Oh, thank God.

169
00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:12,000
If I can just find a parking spot.

170
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,003
Perhaps we should slow down
just a teensy-weensy bit.

171
00:16:15,203 --> 00:16:16,871
Nonsense, poopy pants.

172
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,708
- We're going a bit fast!
- (ACE LAUGHING)

173
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Really! Look out!

174
00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,181
(LAUGHING)

175
00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:38,426
Like a glove.

176
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,069
You might want to think about
getting this baby detailed.

177
00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:51,707
Oh, no. The consulate general's car.

178
00:16:52,107 --> 00:16:54,376
MAN: Down, Boba. That's it. Down.

179
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- (TRUMPETS)
- Yes. Good.

180
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(HORSE WHINNIES)

181
00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:07,838
(NEIGHS)

182
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ACE: Come on, man.

183
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(HORSE GRUNTS)

184
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:20,051
(HORSE GRUNTS)

185
00:17:20,151 --> 00:17:21,819
Whoa.

186
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:28,660
Mr. Ventura, so looking
forward to your arrival.

187
00:17:32,498 --> 00:17:33,932
(YELPS)

188
00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:37,436
Funny, it didn't seem that painful
when you were doing it to the horse.

189
00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:42,507
(LAUGHS) Uh, sir, Mr. Ventura
has an affinity for animals.

190
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,578
Shall we?

191
00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:47,445
Shalln't we?

192
00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:54,852
Tell me, Mr. Ventura,
just how good are you?

193
00:17:56,421 --> 00:17:57,856
You're an extreme workaholic.

194
00:17:57,956 --> 00:18:00,825
You recently returned from a short
trip to Gotan in Northern Africa,

195
00:18:00,925 --> 00:18:03,861
and upon your return, you more than likely
took a nasty spill because of some...

196
00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:07,833
shoddy masonry work.

197
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,804
Very impressive. Might one ask how?

198
00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:13,305
Surely.

199
00:18:13,405 --> 00:18:15,406
(INHALES)

200
00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:17,343
The abrasion on the
palm of your left hand

201
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:19,712
is the type one sustains
breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet.

202
00:18:19,812 --> 00:18:21,380
The small remnants of plaster
on the tip of your shoe

203
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,281
pointed to a careless
Mason being the culprit.

204
00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:26,284
Your new watch, a quality forgery of
a Cartier, was most likely purchased

205
00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:29,421
through the north African black market,
known to reside in Gotan.

206
00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:31,157
(INHALES)

207
00:18:31,357 --> 00:18:35,260
- And my work habits?
- Yes. A workaholic.

208
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,097
The urine stain on your pants would
signify that you're a single-shake man,

209
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,800
far too busy for
the follow-up jiggle.

210
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,302
Brilliant, Mr. Ventura.
Simply brilliant.

211
00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:47,571
Spank you, Greenwall.
Spank you very much.

212
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:54,646
Mr. Ventura, we've been coexisting
quite nicely with the native cultures

213
00:18:54,746 --> 00:18:58,682
for the past 200 years.
They're almost like family at this point.

214
00:18:58,782 --> 00:18:59,684
Are they?

215
00:18:59,784 --> 00:19:02,787
It is imperative that we
recover the sacred animal.

216
00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:06,725
If not, the peaceable Wachatis
will assuredly be obliterated.

217
00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:09,094
The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty.

218
00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:13,398
They consider its disappearance
both an insult and a curse.

219
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:17,668
(BABBLING)

220
00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:22,240
Do I have something in my teeth?

221
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:27,312
MAN:
Ah, Cadby! Lovely brunch, I must say.

222
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:32,684
Quinn. I'd like you
to meet Ace Ventura.

223
00:19:32,784 --> 00:19:37,022
This is Burton Quinn. He owns and
operates Quinnland Safari Park.

224
00:19:37,122 --> 00:19:38,422
Most call me Quinn.

225
00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:41,625
Say hello, Tinky.

226
00:19:41,925 --> 00:19:46,409
Pleasure, Tinky. <i>Corvus corax</i>.
Common raven. The smartest of all birds.

227
00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:49,066
Rare in these parts. (GASPS)

228
00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:55,406
Excuse me.

229
00:20:01,012 --> 00:20:03,114
That's quite a wrap you're wearing.

230
00:20:03,214 --> 00:20:05,717
Perhaps I could get you
some fluffy new slippers

231
00:20:05,817 --> 00:20:09,220
made from the heads of innocent
and defenseless baby seals.

232
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,457
Who is this ghastly man?

233
00:20:12,557 --> 00:20:15,066
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And...

234
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:18,697
you must be the monopoly guy.

235
00:20:19,197 --> 00:20:20,699
Hey.

236
00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:23,969
(WHISPERING)
Thanks for the free parking.

237
00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:27,038
Another activist, Maguire.

238
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:30,676
- Activist. Yes.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

239
00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:35,580
"Activist. Yes." (MOCKING LAUGHTER)

240
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,281
Mr. Ventura,

241
00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:42,020
there's nothing wrong with
enjoying the fruits of nature.

242
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,055
You should try it sometime.

243
00:20:44,355 --> 00:20:46,189
Alrighty, then.

244
00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:48,589
(WOMAN GASPS)

245
00:20:50,395 --> 00:20:53,131
You know something? You're right.

246
00:20:53,731 --> 00:20:57,150
(INHALES, HUMMING)

247
00:21:11,756 --> 00:21:12,956
Mwah!

248
00:21:13,656 --> 00:21:15,554
Mm-hm, ha.

249
00:21:15,654 --> 00:21:19,021
- (ALL GASP)
- (HUMMING CONTINUES)

250
00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:28,767
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

251
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,171
(WOMAN GASPS)

252
00:21:32,571 --> 00:21:35,407
It's lovely, but I fancy
myself an autumn.

253
00:21:35,507 --> 00:21:37,040
(MURMURING)

254
00:21:39,845 --> 00:21:42,313
If you've quite finished,
Mr. Ventura,

255
00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:45,949
we might make for the
projection room, Greenwall.

256
00:21:46,384 --> 00:21:47,919
Kooky.

257
00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:54,126
Mr. Ventura, I'd like you to meet Hitu,
chief of tribal security in the province.

258
00:21:54,226 --> 00:21:56,028
Please!

259
00:21:56,428 --> 00:21:59,463
Don't... get up.

260
00:22:06,037 --> 00:22:08,501
At this point,
we don't have any leads,

261
00:22:08,602 --> 00:22:11,042
but we've had similar
problems in the past.

262
00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:17,148
Oh, heh.

263
00:22:18,283 --> 00:22:19,852
Sorry.

264
00:22:20,552 --> 00:22:22,854
(IMITATES GUNSHOT, LAUGHING)

265
00:22:23,854 --> 00:22:25,323
CADBY: This is Derrick McCane.

266
00:22:25,423 --> 00:22:28,226
Spotted several times in the
province in the past year,

267
00:22:28,326 --> 00:22:33,931
Mr. McCane makes a handsome living
from rare and endangered species. Hitu.

268
00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:40,705
CADBY: Now, these two are Australians.
The bald one is Mick Katie.

269
00:22:40,805 --> 00:22:44,508
The other is said to have
been raised by aborigine...

270
00:22:47,378 --> 00:22:50,815
Aborigines. The natives call him...

271
00:22:50,915 --> 00:22:52,516
(ACE SNARLING)

272
00:22:53,452 --> 00:22:55,887
Call him Gahjii The Hunter.

273
00:22:55,987 --> 00:22:57,222
(SNARLING CONTINUES)

274
00:22:58,022 --> 00:23:02,060
Both are known poachers and
have been seen in the area!

275
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,698
Mr. Ventura! This wedding ceremony
is going to take place in four days.

276
00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:09,801
I cannot have bloodshed in my province!
We are counting on you!

277
00:23:11,603 --> 00:23:16,308
(ACE MIMICKING RADIO TUNER)

278
00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:19,043
(ACE HONKING)

279
00:23:20,178 --> 00:23:23,215
ACE: Hi ho, silver! Away!

280
00:23:23,615 --> 00:23:26,785
I've assigned Greenwall
to assist you.

281
00:23:27,185 --> 00:23:30,287
Before you go, Mr. Ventura,

282
00:23:30,387 --> 00:23:34,026
there's something I'd like to show you,
something you might enjoy.

283
00:23:34,126 --> 00:23:37,528
As one animal lover to another.

284
00:23:43,101 --> 00:23:46,969
(GASPING, SCREAMING)

285
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:55,347
(SCREAMING, LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

286
00:23:55,647 --> 00:23:57,649
Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?

287
00:24:00,885 --> 00:24:02,354
(INHALES)

288
00:24:02,454 --> 00:24:06,124
Of course not. This is
a lovely room of death.

289
00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:08,893
Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.

290
00:24:10,495 --> 00:24:12,430
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)

291
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:14,433
ACE: Down, Boba.

292
00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:18,502
(FULTON SCREAMING)

293
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:24,741
FULTON: Mr. Ventura, how could you?

294
00:24:26,478 --> 00:24:27,512
Oh!

295
00:24:42,594 --> 00:24:44,462
(ACE MIMICS GUN COCKING
THEN SHOOTING)

296
00:24:44,562 --> 00:24:48,567
Now, Mr. Ventura, I think the village
is roughly about a mile ahead.

297
00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:51,203
Excellent. Flat tire.

298
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:53,605
(LAUGHS)

299
00:24:53,705 --> 00:24:56,709
I think this joke has run
its course, don't you?

300
00:24:57,209 --> 00:25:01,613
Certainly. I prostrate myself before
you and beg your forgiveness.

301
00:25:01,713 --> 00:25:04,116
Don't get me wrong. I mean,
I do enjoy the occasional prank.

302
00:25:04,216 --> 00:25:06,550
It's just that my heel
is getting rather raw.

303
00:25:10,154 --> 00:25:13,057
We love you, dark continent!
Good night!

304
00:25:13,157 --> 00:25:15,827
(ANIMAL GROWLING)

305
00:25:16,327 --> 00:25:17,429
Listen.

306
00:25:18,229 --> 00:25:20,332
(ANIMAL GROWLING)

307
00:25:20,432 --> 00:25:23,568
The majestic song of the
male silverback gorilla.

308
00:25:23,868 --> 00:25:26,371
I think we should move along.
It's their mating season,

309
00:25:26,471 --> 00:25:28,740
and they can get rather hostile.

310
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,644
<i>♪ Wee dee dee dee dee dee
dee dee dee dee ♪</i>

311
00:25:32,744 --> 00:25:36,314
<i>♪ Dee, owimoweh ♪</i>

312
00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:39,817
<i>♪ Owimoweh, owimoweh,
Owimoweh, owimoweh ♪</i>

313
00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,086
<i>♪ Owimoweh, owimoweh... ♪♪</i>

314
00:25:42,386 --> 00:25:46,924
Oh. Oh, excuse me, Mr. Ventura.
I have to rest.

315
00:25:47,024 --> 00:25:49,426
- Of course you do!
- Oh.

316
00:25:49,526 --> 00:25:53,030
The Wachatis believe they draw
their power from these caves,

317
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:57,636
but they now live in fear since
the vanishing of their sacred bat.

318
00:25:58,536 --> 00:25:59,970
Bat?

319
00:26:02,741 --> 00:26:04,876
What? Bat?

320
00:26:05,176 --> 00:26:07,646
The one we're here
to find, Mr. Ventura.

321
00:26:07,746 --> 00:26:11,249
You didn't say anything about a bat.

322
00:26:11,349 --> 00:26:13,985
- What's the difference?
- What's the difference?

323
00:26:14,085 --> 00:26:16,754
Have you ever seen a bat?
They're hideous.

324
00:26:16,854 --> 00:26:21,726
Lifeless beady eyes, clawed feet,
huge, grotesque wings, even fangs.

325
00:26:21,826 --> 00:26:24,360
(MIMICS BAT SQUAWKING)

326
00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:28,866
They give you rabies, you know.
(SHIVERS)

327
00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:34,173
Yes. Quite. I see your point. But are you
saying that you won't take the case?

328
00:26:35,273 --> 00:26:38,276
No. As a being of light,
I must show compassion

329
00:26:38,376 --> 00:26:41,180
- for all the living things of nature.
- Good.

330
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:43,582
I'm not touching it, though.

331
00:26:43,682 --> 00:26:46,418
No, spank you.

332
00:26:48,518 --> 00:26:51,819
(SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

333
00:26:59,464 --> 00:27:04,703
FULTON: The Wachati are a peaceful people.
They find all forms of life sacred.

334
00:27:04,803 --> 00:27:06,804
I like them already.

335
00:27:06,904 --> 00:27:10,241
<i>Bumbawae atuna.
Bumbawae atuna.</i>

336
00:27:10,341 --> 00:27:14,379
Hi there. Nice to see you.
Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna.

337
00:27:14,479 --> 00:27:17,282
- (ALL GASP)
- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

338
00:27:17,382 --> 00:27:21,385
How are you this afternoon?
Alrighty, then.

339
00:27:24,188 --> 00:27:27,559
Excuse me. (WHISPERING)
Your balls are showing.

340
00:27:27,659 --> 00:27:29,728
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Bumblebee tuna.

341
00:27:30,228 --> 00:27:33,799
FULTON: They have lived in the
same state for thousands of years.

342
00:27:33,899 --> 00:27:37,702
They did not know about disease
until the white man came.

343
00:27:37,802 --> 00:27:40,204
(SNEEZES, SIGHS)

344
00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:43,875
(SNIFFLE) What's going on over here?

345
00:27:43,975 --> 00:27:46,478
Oh, yes. Now, all young
Wachati warriors

346
00:27:46,578 --> 00:27:50,014
must face five days of
balance and concentration.

347
00:27:50,114 --> 00:27:54,952
Should he lose his focus and fall,
he must start all over again.

348
00:27:56,054 --> 00:27:57,687
Earthquake test.

349
00:27:57,787 --> 00:27:59,387
(ALL GASPING)

350
00:28:01,826 --> 00:28:06,230
He's good. With my help,
he could be the best.

351
00:28:06,330 --> 00:28:10,535
Maybe we should see the chief,
Mr. Ventura. This way.

352
00:28:10,635 --> 00:28:12,436
Neat-o!

353
00:28:20,911 --> 00:28:24,681
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

354
00:28:26,651 --> 00:28:29,388
The chief says he
knew you would come.

355
00:28:29,888 --> 00:28:32,489
Libby libby wa!

356
00:28:34,258 --> 00:28:36,161
Chim chiminy chim chim cher-oo!

357
00:28:36,261 --> 00:28:38,428
Hey! (ARF)

358
00:28:38,998 --> 00:28:41,198
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

359
00:28:41,299 --> 00:28:44,702
Uh, the chief says he has not
understood the dialect you're using.

360
00:28:44,802 --> 00:28:48,407
Tell him I'm happy to meet
him and that his sacred...

361
00:28:49,407 --> 00:28:52,210
bat is as good as found.

362
00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:55,277
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

363
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:05,824
Oh, my goodness. The chief
really seems to like you. I mean,

364
00:29:05,924 --> 00:29:09,561
that is a great sign of
affection in the Wachati tribe.

365
00:29:09,661 --> 00:29:15,266
Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eeaaly!

366
00:29:15,366 --> 00:29:17,869
FULTON:
Oh, this is the chief's son, Ouda.

367
00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:21,006
The missionaries came through
and taught him a spot of English.

368
00:29:21,106 --> 00:29:22,907
I like you.

369
00:29:24,509 --> 00:29:25,845
(LAUGHS)

370
00:29:27,845 --> 00:29:29,446
(WHISPERING) My...

371
00:29:30,548 --> 00:29:32,482
Aren't I the popular one?

372
00:29:36,054 --> 00:29:39,357
Allow me to display my affection.

373
00:29:39,457 --> 00:29:41,559
(SNORTING)

374
00:29:54,739 --> 00:29:57,475
(ALL LAUGHING)

375
00:30:05,518 --> 00:30:07,918
(LAUGHING, INHALES)

376
00:30:08,419 --> 00:30:11,790
It is the mucus that binds us.

377
00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:14,292
(CHUCKLES) <i>A bubo obe.</i>

378
00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:18,162
The chief says that the
sacred hut is over there.

379
00:30:25,603 --> 00:30:27,105
How did they get past the guard?

380
00:30:27,205 --> 00:30:31,709
FULTON: Uh, well, I'm afraid he
was found shortly after... sleeping.

381
00:30:33,111 --> 00:30:37,214
At ease, soldier.
We all make mistakes.

382
00:30:48,526 --> 00:30:53,031
Quite an auspicious dwelling
for a filthy flying weasel.

383
00:30:53,631 --> 00:30:54,866
<i>Alla Shikaka!</i>

384
00:30:55,466 --> 00:30:57,435
Please, Mr. Ventura.
That is sacred ground.

385
00:30:57,535 --> 00:31:00,538
I'm sorry, but only the Wachati
are allowed to step there.

386
00:31:00,638 --> 00:31:03,541
Hey... Take it easy.

387
00:31:03,641 --> 00:31:05,744
I'm the loogie guy, remember?

388
00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:09,078
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

389
00:31:17,755 --> 00:31:20,291
Y-yes, yes, chief. Thank you.

390
00:31:20,391 --> 00:31:22,927
<i>Dalu.</i> Thank you.

391
00:31:23,427 --> 00:31:27,733
The chief says unless the sacred bat is
returned before the marriage of the princess,

392
00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:31,636
the entire Wachati tribe
will meet their death.

393
00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:33,972
What type of bat are
we talking about here?

394
00:31:34,072 --> 00:31:36,540
The great white bat, of course.

395
00:31:45,616 --> 00:31:49,820
<i>- Corpus kilochiroptera?</i>
- Yes, but to the natives...

396
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:51,322
<i>Shikaka.</i>

397
00:31:51,422 --> 00:31:53,290
(GASPS)

398
00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:57,260
<i>Shikaka?</i>

399
00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:02,768
<i>Shikaka!</i>

400
00:32:04,368 --> 00:32:05,769
(CHUCKLES)

401
00:32:05,869 --> 00:32:08,740
Shikasha! Ahh!

402
00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:11,542
Shh... Shish kebab.

403
00:32:11,642 --> 00:32:14,479
Shh... Shawshank redemption. Chicago!

404
00:32:14,979 --> 00:32:16,948
You're... out of there!

405
00:32:17,048 --> 00:32:19,417
Go on. You're gone. Go on!

406
00:32:19,517 --> 00:32:23,770
- (DRUMS PLAYING)
- (WACHATIS CHANTING)

407
00:32:29,470 --> 00:32:32,315
(ALL CHEERING)

408
00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:38,651
(HUMMING)

409
00:32:43,457 --> 00:32:44,925
Were you going to eat these?

410
00:32:46,393 --> 00:32:48,896
(LAUGHING LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER)

411
00:32:50,898 --> 00:32:52,366
Ace.

412
00:32:53,366 --> 00:32:54,635
Oh.

413
00:32:57,371 --> 00:33:00,206
I've got to inspect that cage.

414
00:33:05,512 --> 00:33:08,582
Mmm! My, my, my.

415
00:33:09,082 --> 00:33:11,485
This fruit paste is delicious.

416
00:33:12,085 --> 00:33:14,956
- And the pottery is lovely.
- It's made from guano.

417
00:33:15,056 --> 00:33:18,325
Guano? That sounds so familiar.

418
00:33:18,425 --> 00:33:19,926
Bat droppings.

419
00:33:22,929 --> 00:33:23,864
(GAGGING)

420
00:33:23,964 --> 00:33:25,766
Guano is the chief
resource of the Wachati.

421
00:33:25,866 --> 00:33:28,234
They use it to make many
things in the village.

422
00:33:29,536 --> 00:33:31,638
Yummy.

423
00:33:53,559 --> 00:33:59,167
FULTON: Oh. Now, this is really fascinating.
This is a great Wachati tradition...

424
00:33:59,267 --> 00:34:02,302
the virgin's dance of seduction.

425
00:34:06,974 --> 00:34:11,478
ACE: I am now a holy man. I think of women
only as the mothers of our children.

426
00:34:11,879 --> 00:34:14,682
They are a sanctuary for
the reproductive organs,

427
00:34:14,782 --> 00:34:18,419
a temple to house the
miracle of procreation.

428
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:20,386
Do you have a dollar?

429
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:24,690
(MUSIC SPEEDS UP)

430
00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:29,963
Oh! Thank you so much.
I've not danced in years.

431
00:34:30,763 --> 00:34:32,997
(ALL CHEERING)

432
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:50,901
Hi.

433
00:34:52,136 --> 00:34:55,039
Don't mind me. Sleep.

434
00:34:55,139 --> 00:34:57,908
- (YAWNING)
- Sleep.

435
00:34:59,143 --> 00:35:00,844
Sleep.

436
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:08,419
Fee... fi...

437
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:11,055
fo... fum!

438
00:35:11,455 --> 00:35:15,959
I smell... the fingerprints of scum!

439
00:35:20,665 --> 00:35:23,266
Better dust the place.

440
00:35:38,182 --> 00:35:40,284
Totally clean.

441
00:35:40,384 --> 00:35:43,519
Not one damn clue.

442
00:35:45,689 --> 00:35:47,790
Unless...

443
00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:07,277
(SPITBALL SHOOTS)

444
00:36:28,232 --> 00:36:32,536
(WHISPERING) Here she comes.
Oh, boy. Holy, holy, holy, holy.

445
00:36:32,636 --> 00:36:35,706
Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out.
Good, bad, good, bad, good, good...

446
00:36:35,806 --> 00:36:38,143
You have come to help us.

447
00:36:38,343 --> 00:36:41,545
We are in great appreciation.

448
00:36:42,245 --> 00:36:43,880
You...

449
00:36:44,648 --> 00:36:45,883
speak English.

450
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,651
Yes. (LAUGHS)

451
00:36:47,751 --> 00:36:49,887
The missionaries...
they come with books.

452
00:36:49,987 --> 00:36:51,554
Ah.

453
00:36:55,492 --> 00:36:57,394
Oh. (LAUGHS)

454
00:36:57,494 --> 00:37:00,197
You are very good with that. (LAUGHS)

455
00:37:00,297 --> 00:37:02,199
It's incredibly accurate.

456
00:37:02,899 --> 00:37:04,700
Care to try?

457
00:37:10,207 --> 00:37:11,908
Not bad.

458
00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:14,712
Try again. Relax your shoulders...

459
00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:17,949
breathe... and release.

460
00:37:18,449 --> 00:37:19,984
(GRUNTS)

461
00:37:20,484 --> 00:37:22,284
There you go.

462
00:37:23,187 --> 00:37:25,288
You make me smile.

463
00:37:26,723 --> 00:37:28,691
And yet...

464
00:37:29,226 --> 00:37:31,327
I am troubled.

465
00:37:32,529 --> 00:37:34,231
You see...

466
00:37:34,331 --> 00:37:37,434
the man my father
wants me to marry...

467
00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:40,803
I am worried I will not please him.

468
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,608
I...

469
00:37:46,810 --> 00:37:49,645
(WHISPERING)
I have never known a man.

470
00:37:58,955 --> 00:38:02,226
I would love to help, but you see,

471
00:38:02,326 --> 00:38:06,730
I have vowed to take
a life of celibacy.

472
00:38:07,530 --> 00:38:10,329
Well, perhaps this...

473
00:38:10,430 --> 00:38:12,768
will assist your decision.

474
00:38:17,874 --> 00:38:22,513
Those are very nice, but I'm
a child of light... a pure spirit.

475
00:38:22,613 --> 00:38:25,683
I am no longer encumbered
by the appetites of the flesh.

476
00:38:27,183 --> 00:38:28,418
Oh.

477
00:38:29,586 --> 00:38:32,156
ACE: Oh, mama. Oh, mama.

478
00:38:32,256 --> 00:38:35,259
Oh, mama. Oh, mama.

479
00:38:35,359 --> 00:38:39,095
Oh, mama. Ooh, mama. Ooh, mama.

480
00:38:40,197 --> 00:38:42,734
- I'm so sorry, Mr. Ventura...
- (SCREAMS)

481
00:38:42,834 --> 00:38:44,368
I...

482
00:38:44,768 --> 00:38:47,236
(ACE PANTING)

483
00:38:48,105 --> 00:38:50,007
That's ok.

484
00:38:50,307 --> 00:38:52,408
I was just...

485
00:38:53,610 --> 00:38:56,079
practicing my mantra.

486
00:38:57,614 --> 00:39:00,116
Oh, uh, yes.

487
00:39:00,216 --> 00:39:02,086
I thought you wanted to
visit the sacred caves.

488
00:39:02,186 --> 00:39:05,122
I do. Could you meet me
outside in ten minutes?

489
00:39:05,222 --> 00:39:07,959
- Mm-hmm.
- If I don't finish my meditation...

490
00:39:08,059 --> 00:39:11,095
I tend to get a little cranky.

491
00:39:11,195 --> 00:39:14,531
- Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.
- Bye. Bye.

492
00:39:22,289 --> 00:39:26,140
Well, everything here seems good!
Big load off my mind. Oh, God,

493
00:39:26,241 --> 00:39:29,330
you can speculate all you want, you know,
but unless you check it out for yourself,

494
00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:31,832
you never know.
We should head back now.

495
00:39:31,932 --> 00:39:33,834
Don't you think you
should investigate?

496
00:39:33,934 --> 00:39:38,672
There's no reason to go in there... ever.
I sense it as a holy man.

497
00:39:38,772 --> 00:39:40,875
- But I thought you said...
- ACE: It's dark!

498
00:39:41,175 --> 00:39:43,710
I could fall into a precipice.

499
00:39:43,810 --> 00:39:45,144
Here. Take this.

500
00:39:47,047 --> 00:39:50,316
Spank you, Helpy Helperton.

501
00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,535
(GRUNTS)

502
00:40:11,271 --> 00:40:13,872
I am not afraid.

503
00:40:15,975 --> 00:40:19,745
I am not afraid.

504
00:40:21,081 --> 00:40:23,483
(GRUNTING)

505
00:40:23,983 --> 00:40:26,619
I really like it here. Hmm!

506
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,368
(BAT SQUEAKS)

507
00:40:43,703 --> 00:40:45,271
My medallion.

508
00:40:50,210 --> 00:40:55,515
I will fear no living creature as
long as I keep this near me.

509
00:40:55,615 --> 00:40:56,617
(BAT SQUEAKS)

510
00:40:56,717 --> 00:41:01,021
Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!

511
00:41:01,121 --> 00:41:03,023
(MEDALLION HITS ROCK)

512
00:41:03,123 --> 00:41:05,726
Oh! Mmm.

513
00:41:06,826 --> 00:41:08,727
That's ok.

514
00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:13,901
- All I really need is my torch.
- (BAT SQUEAKS)

515
00:41:14,001 --> 00:41:16,637
Die, devil bird! Aah!

516
00:41:17,137 --> 00:41:18,704
(TORCH HITS ROCK)

517
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:22,042
I'm ok.

518
00:41:22,142 --> 00:41:23,444
(BAT SQUEAKS)

519
00:41:23,544 --> 00:41:26,947
(SCREAMING)

520
00:41:27,047 --> 00:41:29,049
Get away!

521
00:41:29,349 --> 00:41:30,983
They're in my hair!

522
00:41:31,118 --> 00:41:33,954
They're in my hair! Agh! Oh!

523
00:41:34,054 --> 00:41:37,458
Oh, God in heaven, help me!

524
00:41:37,558 --> 00:41:41,660
Ace, there is nothing in your hair.

525
00:41:43,063 --> 00:41:47,533
Exactly. I was merely
running a drill.

526
00:41:52,773 --> 00:41:54,875
Just as I suspected.

527
00:41:55,075 --> 00:41:57,311
- Quinn.
- What?

528
00:41:57,611 --> 00:41:59,546
We met him at Cadby's soiree.

529
00:41:59,646 --> 00:42:02,917
His bird is a raven named Tinky.
I found that inside the cave.

530
00:42:03,017 --> 00:42:06,587
Ace, now, you don't understand.
Burton Quinn is a very powerful man.

531
00:42:06,687 --> 00:42:08,589
Worry not, my brother...

532
00:42:09,289 --> 00:42:11,192
For I...

533
00:42:11,592 --> 00:42:13,393
am a master...

534
00:42:13,493 --> 00:42:16,062
of disguises.

535
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,701
(CAW)

536
00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:25,204
(GIBBERS)

537
00:42:26,406 --> 00:42:31,378
<i>♪ There's a man who leads
a life of danger ♪</i>

538
00:42:31,878 --> 00:42:36,883
<i>♪ To everyone he meets,
he stays a stranger ♪</i>

539
00:42:36,983 --> 00:42:42,923
<i>♪ Oh, with every move he makes,
another chance he takes ♪</i>

540
00:42:43,023 --> 00:42:47,494
<i>♪ Odds are he won't live
to see tomorrow ♪</i>

541
00:42:47,694 --> 00:42:53,450
<i>♪ Secret agent man,
secret agent man ♪</i>

542
00:42:53,550 --> 00:42:59,322
<i>♪ They've given you a number
and taken away your name ♪</i>

543
00:43:09,465 --> 00:43:12,969
Eat up, guys. None of
this animal goes to waste.

544
00:43:14,404 --> 00:43:16,840
<i>♪ Be careful what you say ♪</i>

545
00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:20,077
<i>- ♪ Or you'll give yourself away ♪</i>
- (GIBBERS)

546
00:43:20,177 --> 00:43:24,881
<i>♪ Odds are you won't
live to see tomorrow ♪</i>

547
00:43:24,981 --> 00:43:30,687
<i>♪ Secret agent man,
secret agent man ♪</i>

548
00:43:30,787 --> 00:43:36,692
<i>♪ They've given you a number
and taken away your name ♪♪</i>

549
00:43:45,936 --> 00:43:48,439
QUINN: Ah, Mr. McCane.

550
00:43:48,539 --> 00:43:49,940
How are you doing?

551
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,943
McCANE: I'm... I'm...
I'm doing well, thank you.

552
00:43:53,043 --> 00:43:55,445
(WHIRRING)

553
00:43:57,948 --> 00:43:59,350
(GRUNT)

554
00:43:59,650 --> 00:44:02,453
Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn.

555
00:44:03,053 --> 00:44:05,656
I'm just a curious little rhino.

556
00:44:05,856 --> 00:44:07,958
I appreciate your...

557
00:44:08,058 --> 00:44:10,261
agreeing to undertake this.

558
00:44:10,361 --> 00:44:12,462
- (GRUNTING)
- (WHIRRING AND BEEPING)

559
00:44:18,469 --> 00:44:22,873
Meeting secretly with
sinister types much?

560
00:44:22,973 --> 00:44:25,876
Ah, not too much. Ah, much too much.

561
00:44:25,976 --> 00:44:27,544
(FAN STOPS)

562
00:44:35,385 --> 00:44:36,787
(CIRCUITRY SIZZLES)

563
00:44:36,887 --> 00:44:39,554
(SIGHING)

564
00:44:39,856 --> 00:44:43,459
I'll pay your fee...
the sum we've agreed upon.

565
00:44:47,865 --> 00:44:50,967
Kind of hot in these rhinos.

566
00:44:56,607 --> 00:44:58,675
(SIGHS)

567
00:45:02,379 --> 00:45:03,913
Warm!

568
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:08,967
(SIGHS)

569
00:45:11,288 --> 00:45:16,559
I had a dog, and his
name was... Bingo!

570
00:45:19,129 --> 00:45:21,531
Oh, time to get some oxygen.

571
00:45:25,102 --> 00:45:27,069
(WHISPERING) Oh, no.

572
00:45:27,871 --> 00:45:29,573
Come on!

573
00:45:29,673 --> 00:45:31,841
(SNAP)

574
00:45:33,110 --> 00:45:35,111
(GRUNTING)

575
00:45:38,782 --> 00:45:39,984
(GASPING)

576
00:45:40,084 --> 00:45:41,985
Mayday!

577
00:45:42,085 --> 00:45:44,085
- (ALARM BEEPING)
- (AIR HISSING)

578
00:45:45,086 --> 00:45:46,253
(COUGHING)

579
00:45:49,025 --> 00:45:53,030
Must... have... air!

580
00:45:53,130 --> 00:45:55,031
(GROANING)

581
00:46:11,648 --> 00:46:12,815
(CARS APPROACHING)

582
00:46:16,153 --> 00:46:17,287
Come on, girls.

583
00:46:19,290 --> 00:46:21,958
(WHISPERING) Quiet, quiet,
quiet, quiet. Look. Take a look.

584
00:46:22,058 --> 00:46:23,726
(ACE GROANING)

585
00:46:25,596 --> 00:46:30,500
WOMAN: Oh, look.
The mother rhino is giving birth.

586
00:46:34,605 --> 00:46:36,639
Oh, God.

587
00:46:56,493 --> 00:46:57,693
Mommy!

588
00:47:01,893 --> 00:47:03,893
(GRUNTING)

589
00:47:08,405 --> 00:47:09,840
Cool!

590
00:47:10,140 --> 00:47:15,112
- Go, Annie! Get out of here!
- Get in the jeep! Quick, girls! Get in!

591
00:47:15,912 --> 00:47:20,417
- Welcome to Quinnland.
- (ROAR)

592
00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:22,419
And you, too, my friend.

593
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,321
(CHUCKLES)

594
00:47:24,521 --> 00:47:28,926
Ah, yes. Ah, yes.
I know you'll be happy here.

595
00:47:29,026 --> 00:47:30,593
(GROWL)

596
00:47:33,831 --> 00:47:36,734
Huh! Ah!

597
00:47:37,034 --> 00:47:39,369
Well, how did you
get out, little fella?

598
00:47:39,469 --> 00:47:40,871
(CHUCKLES)

599
00:47:41,471 --> 00:47:43,806
You're a cute little devil,
aren't you?

600
00:47:45,209 --> 00:47:46,677
What's that you got there?

601
00:47:46,777 --> 00:47:48,245
(SCREECHING)

602
00:47:48,345 --> 00:47:50,346
(SCREAMS)

603
00:47:50,446 --> 00:47:52,446
(SPIKE GIBBERS)

604
00:47:56,486 --> 00:47:58,587
(GROANING)

605
00:48:05,062 --> 00:48:07,264
ACE: Where's the bat?

606
00:48:07,564 --> 00:48:10,567
What is this about? Who are you?

607
00:48:11,769 --> 00:48:16,607
(GERMAN ACCENT) Where is the bat?

608
00:48:16,807 --> 00:48:20,878
I know who you are.
I met you at Cadby's!

609
00:48:20,978 --> 00:48:24,014
You're that... Ventura fella!

610
00:48:24,114 --> 00:48:26,515
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Last chance!

611
00:48:28,285 --> 00:48:30,921
Where is that darn bat?

612
00:48:31,121 --> 00:48:32,990
What are you going to do?

613
00:48:33,090 --> 00:48:34,925
What are you going to do?

614
00:48:35,025 --> 00:48:38,527
Whatever I have to
to get some answers.

615
00:48:39,930 --> 00:48:41,498
(QUINN GASPING)

616
00:48:41,598 --> 00:48:43,266
(SCRAPING)

617
00:48:43,366 --> 00:48:46,070
(GROANING)

618
00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:49,039
Stop that! Stop it! Stop that!

619
00:48:49,339 --> 00:48:53,643
You'd like me to stop that,
wouldn't you, hmm? Getting to you, hmm?

620
00:48:54,243 --> 00:48:56,246
I'll never tell you anything.

621
00:48:56,346 --> 00:48:57,847
(STOPS SCRAPING)

622
00:49:03,821 --> 00:49:05,288
ACE: Ooh...

623
00:49:05,923 --> 00:49:07,725
A tough guy, huh?

624
00:49:08,025 --> 00:49:10,728
I know what to do with tough guys.

625
00:49:10,828 --> 00:49:12,129
Wheee!

626
00:49:12,229 --> 00:49:13,296
(GRUNTS)

627
00:49:17,634 --> 00:49:19,737
(GROANS)

628
00:49:19,837 --> 00:49:21,739
No!

629
00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:23,974
My brother used to do that to me!

630
00:49:24,274 --> 00:49:27,644
Oh, you sadistic bastard!
Stop it! Stop it!

631
00:49:27,744 --> 00:49:30,314
- All right, I'll talk!
- Spill it!

632
00:49:30,414 --> 00:49:34,417
I paid Derrick McCane
to find the bat.

633
00:49:34,517 --> 00:49:36,387
(GROANS)

634
00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:42,559
I thought it could be an attraction.
Business has been a bit off lately.

635
00:49:42,659 --> 00:49:44,561
So...

636
00:49:45,261 --> 00:49:47,830
you don't know who...

637
00:49:49,632 --> 00:49:52,169
- took the bat?
- Neither does McCane!

638
00:49:52,269 --> 00:49:53,802
Ok.

639
00:49:59,275 --> 00:50:01,678
I'm going to untie you now...

640
00:50:02,278 --> 00:50:07,717
But before I do, I want you to
know that I'm really, truly, very...

641
00:50:07,817 --> 00:50:09,119
Sorry!

642
00:50:09,219 --> 00:50:10,786
(GRUNTS)

643
00:50:10,886 --> 00:50:12,886
(SPIKE GIBBERS)

644
00:50:14,591 --> 00:50:18,194
Appreciate the lift!
We'll walk from here.

645
00:50:20,097 --> 00:50:22,198
<i>Shikaka!</i>

646
00:50:22,366 --> 00:50:26,503
Ok, Quinn is out of the picture.
We have no more suspects or clues,

647
00:50:26,603 --> 00:50:31,308
but I have instincts, Spike, and my
instincts tell me we're getting closer.

648
00:50:31,608 --> 00:50:36,013
I can feel it. I can
feel it like it's right...

649
00:50:36,513 --> 00:50:39,182
in my neck! Run!

650
00:50:39,282 --> 00:50:40,716
(WHIMPERING)

651
00:50:40,816 --> 00:50:41,816
(GIBBERS)

652
00:50:44,154 --> 00:50:45,822
(SCREAMS)

653
00:50:45,922 --> 00:50:47,858
Starting to get numb!

654
00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:50,360
(ACE GRUNTING)

655
00:50:52,796 --> 00:50:54,532
(SCREAMS)

656
00:50:55,632 --> 00:51:00,236
Three darts is too much.

657
00:51:16,866 --> 00:51:18,646
(GASPING)

658
00:51:24,446 --> 00:51:26,446
(PANTING)

659
00:51:30,667 --> 00:51:34,770
I think I lost them.

660
00:51:38,976 --> 00:51:42,278
Hey!

661
00:51:47,178 --> 00:51:49,178
(GROANS)

662
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,600
(GIGGLES)

663
00:52:04,701 --> 00:52:08,105
(IMITATING BLANCHE DUBOIS)
Flowers... for me?

664
00:52:08,405 --> 00:52:12,308
I do declare, Mr. Beauregard.

665
00:52:13,410 --> 00:52:16,512
You are my hero.

666
00:52:22,219 --> 00:52:24,121
Was I...

667
00:52:24,221 --> 00:52:27,057
- talking in my sleep?
- You've been suffering hysteria.

668
00:52:27,157 --> 00:52:30,127
It's a natural reaction to
the poison in these darts.

669
00:52:30,227 --> 00:52:31,793
Water.

670
00:52:39,101 --> 00:52:41,604
Guano bowls.

671
00:52:42,004 --> 00:52:43,740
Collect the whole set.

672
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,309
Ace, did you see the shooter?

673
00:52:46,409 --> 00:52:50,113
Only their feet.
Not enough for a positive I.D.

674
00:52:50,213 --> 00:52:52,183
That is the dart of the
Wachootoo shaman.

675
00:52:53,183 --> 00:52:56,253
- The Whaty Whatan?
- The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man,

676
00:52:56,353 --> 00:52:59,555
has openly protested against
the intertribal wedding.

677
00:53:02,725 --> 00:53:05,494
Has he?

678
00:53:06,529 --> 00:53:10,033
- But you do not speak Wachootoo.
- I go with you.

679
00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:12,936
Yes. Ouda will be my interpreter.

680
00:53:13,036 --> 00:53:14,538
Ace!

681
00:53:15,638 --> 00:53:18,842
Now, please take care.
The Wachootoo are a savage tribe.

682
00:53:18,942 --> 00:53:21,645
If they catch you,
they'll show no mercy.

683
00:53:22,345 --> 00:53:23,780
Worry not, my brother.

684
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,352
I will be as a fly on the wall,
a grain of salt in the ocean.

685
00:53:28,452 --> 00:53:32,121
I will slip amongst them
like a transparent...

686
00:53:33,856 --> 00:53:35,757
thing.

687
00:53:38,494 --> 00:53:41,396
- (DRUMS BEATING)
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)

688
00:54:01,251 --> 00:54:03,653
ACE: The sacred bat has got
to be in one of those huts,

689
00:54:03,753 --> 00:54:06,789
but we'll never know until I
can walk freely among them.

690
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:15,231
<i>"Wunderbar!"</i> He exclaimed
with great relish.

691
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,803
(SCREAMING)

692
00:54:20,403 --> 00:54:23,172
(SCREAMING)

693
00:54:30,813 --> 00:54:32,381
(MAKING FLATULENT NOISES)

694
00:54:35,251 --> 00:54:37,019
(GRUNTING)

695
00:54:39,422 --> 00:54:43,626
Come on, girls! Show them
what you got! Oh! Big finish!

696
00:54:44,926 --> 00:54:46,427
(SHOUTING)

697
00:54:48,598 --> 00:54:50,232
(DRUMS AND CHANTING STOP)

698
00:54:59,109 --> 00:55:03,246
I'm sure it's fine. Ouda is
probably going for help right now.

699
00:55:03,446 --> 00:55:04,714
Hello, Ace!

700
00:55:04,914 --> 00:55:08,217
They found me. No sweat!

701
00:55:10,620 --> 00:55:12,854
Don't beat yourself up.

702
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,398
(SCREAMING)

703
00:55:21,198 --> 00:55:22,843
You know,

704
00:55:22,943 --> 00:55:26,836
gingivitis is the number-one
cause of all tooth decay.

705
00:55:26,936 --> 00:55:29,805
<i>Equinsu ocha!</i>

706
00:55:31,775 --> 00:55:34,978
- What does <i>equinsu ocha</i> mean?
- White devil.

707
00:55:35,578 --> 00:55:39,683
- Well, tell them I'm not.
- I've only met you. How do I know?

708
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:42,986
<i>Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha!</i>

709
00:55:43,786 --> 00:55:46,191
- He said...
- Let me guess. "White devil, white devil"?

710
00:55:46,291 --> 00:55:48,792
Yes. You speak Wachootoo?

711
00:55:48,892 --> 00:55:50,959
Tell them what I'm saying.

712
00:55:52,295 --> 00:55:55,032
I come in peace!

713
00:55:55,132 --> 00:55:58,600
<i>Equinsu ocha uza inkosazana.</i>

714
00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:00,900
(MURMURING)

715
00:56:02,138 --> 00:56:04,740
I couldn't help but notice
that <i>equinsu ocha</i> part.

716
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,512
- Did you just refer to me as white devil?
- This how they know you.

717
00:56:08,612 --> 00:56:10,780
Leave that part out from now on.

718
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:14,851
I represent the princess!

719
00:56:17,487 --> 00:56:18,820
(MURMURING)

720
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,063
War... is hell.

721
00:56:27,163 --> 00:56:29,665
The last thing we want...

722
00:56:31,067 --> 00:56:32,635
is a fight.

723
00:56:36,739 --> 00:56:37,806
(ALL YELL)

724
00:56:40,509 --> 00:56:42,610
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

725
00:56:47,417 --> 00:56:53,088
The chief said, if you pass all
Wachootoo tests, you do not die.

726
00:56:56,526 --> 00:56:58,726
Kooky.

727
00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:04,467
<i>♪ Ooh, abba wah, ay bay abba wah ♪</i>

728
00:57:04,567 --> 00:57:08,004
<i>♪ Abba wah, ay bay abba wah ♪</i>

729
00:57:08,104 --> 00:57:11,707
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Bay abba wah ♪</i>

730
00:57:11,807 --> 00:57:15,345
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Bay abba wah ♪</i>

731
00:57:15,445 --> 00:57:17,045
(CHEERING)

732
00:57:27,156 --> 00:57:29,157
Yeah!

733
00:57:35,598 --> 00:57:38,701
<i>♪ You can make me out to be a fool ♪</i>

734
00:57:38,801 --> 00:57:42,070
<i>♪ Even say I lost my mind ♪</i>

735
00:57:43,006 --> 00:57:46,276
<i>♪ I know in my heart
there's no room ♪</i>

736
00:57:46,376 --> 00:57:49,777
<i>♪ You're the one I need to find ♪</i>

737
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,917
<i>♪ Sometimes at night, I feel alone ♪</i>

738
00:57:54,017 --> 00:57:56,752
<i>♪ And I know I need someone ♪</i>

739
00:57:56,852 --> 00:57:58,388
(ALL SHOUTING)

740
00:57:58,488 --> 00:58:02,092
<i>♪ To hold my hand and carry me home ♪</i>

741
00:58:02,492 --> 00:58:05,696
<i>♪ My ancestor,
I'm lost in the storm ♪</i>

742
00:58:05,796 --> 00:58:07,831
<i>♪ Abba
I'm what you need ♪</i>

743
00:58:07,931 --> 00:58:10,000
<i>♪ Abba
I lean on you ♪</i>

744
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,968
<i>♪ Abba
I have my faith in you ♪</i>

745
00:58:12,068 --> 00:58:13,769
<i>♪ Abba
Let me call your name ♪</i>

746
00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:15,772
<i>- ♪ Abba, I'm what you need ♪</i>
- (LAUGHS)

747
00:58:15,872 --> 00:58:17,674
<i>♪ Abba
Let me see your face ♪</i>

748
00:58:17,774 --> 00:58:19,642
<i>♪ Abba
Take me to your place ♪</i>

749
00:58:19,742 --> 00:58:21,344
<i>♪ Abba ♪</i>

750
00:58:21,644 --> 00:58:23,779
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
Bay abba wah ♪</i>

751
00:58:23,879 --> 00:58:25,481
<i>♪ Bay abba wah ♪♪</i>

752
00:58:25,581 --> 00:58:27,017
(WHOOPS)

753
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:28,919
Ahh...

754
00:58:29,019 --> 00:58:32,322
My entrance to the winner's circle.

755
00:58:32,422 --> 00:58:36,326
Your admiration is well-founded,
but I'm merely a servant.

756
00:58:36,426 --> 00:58:37,994
Do not worship me!

757
00:58:38,094 --> 00:58:40,329
(SCREAMS THEN GRUNTS)

758
00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:46,718
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

759
00:58:48,921 --> 00:58:52,391
Chief says you have
passed all tests but one.

760
00:58:52,491 --> 00:58:55,895
Only left is Wachootoo
circle of death.

761
00:58:55,995 --> 00:58:59,398
Funny... that's my specialty.

762
00:59:19,969 --> 00:59:22,170
(GROWLING)

763
00:59:35,785 --> 00:59:39,722
This is it? I have to beat him?

764
00:59:41,523 --> 00:59:43,427
(CHUCKLES)

765
00:59:43,626 --> 00:59:46,195
(GROWLING)

766
00:59:46,295 --> 00:59:48,831
(SHRIEKING)

767
00:59:49,531 --> 00:59:51,533
(SHRIEKING)

768
00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:54,703
(SCREAMS) Alrighty, then.

769
00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:58,973
I must tell you...

770
01:00:00,809 --> 01:00:02,278
I do not wish to fight you.

771
01:00:02,378 --> 01:00:03,446
(GROWLS)

772
01:00:03,546 --> 01:00:09,651
Violence is no longer in my nature,
but if you want it, you got it, sister!

773
01:00:12,722 --> 01:00:14,156
(YELPS)

774
01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:17,693
Biting, I see.

775
01:00:17,793 --> 01:00:20,696
I was unaware that the Wachootoos...

776
01:00:21,196 --> 01:00:23,098
were biters!

777
01:00:24,198 --> 01:00:27,836
Well, why don't you try
this on and see how it fits?

778
01:00:28,036 --> 01:00:29,272
(GRUNTS)

779
01:00:29,372 --> 01:00:31,640
(GROANING)

780
01:00:31,807 --> 01:00:33,009
Ace...

781
01:00:33,909 --> 01:00:36,046
He much better fighter than you.

782
01:00:36,146 --> 01:00:37,712
Doii!

783
01:00:42,351 --> 01:00:45,223
(LAUGHING)

784
01:00:47,323 --> 01:00:49,225
<i>Equinsu ocha!</i>

785
01:00:49,325 --> 01:00:51,026
(ALL CHEERING)

786
01:00:54,664 --> 01:00:59,236
All right! This white devil
thing has gone far enough.

787
01:00:59,636 --> 01:01:04,473
Nobody messes with the "do"!

788
01:01:17,353 --> 01:01:19,255
(COUGH)

789
01:01:19,355 --> 01:01:20,990
<i>Equinsu ocha...</i>

790
01:01:21,090 --> 01:01:22,659
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

791
01:01:22,759 --> 01:01:26,629
He said sorry, white devil,
but he must kill you now.

792
01:01:26,729 --> 01:01:28,463
(GRUNTS)

793
01:01:28,564 --> 01:01:33,671
I'll have you know I have the reflexes
of a cat and the speed of a mongoose.

794
01:01:33,771 --> 01:01:37,040
Throw it. I dare you!

795
01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:38,473
(YELLS)

796
01:01:40,008 --> 01:01:42,344
(SCREAMING)

797
01:01:42,944 --> 01:01:45,282
(SCREAMING)

798
01:01:45,782 --> 01:01:48,286
(SCREAMING)

799
01:01:49,986 --> 01:01:51,887
(ALL LAUGHING)

800
01:01:53,690 --> 01:01:57,125
Ouda, don't just stand there.
Throw me a spear!

801
01:02:04,233 --> 01:02:06,203
(SCREAMING)

802
01:02:07,303 --> 01:02:09,939
(ALL LAUGHING)

803
01:02:10,039 --> 01:02:12,475
(SCREAMING)

804
01:02:12,575 --> 01:02:14,143
(SCREAMING)

805
01:02:14,243 --> 01:02:16,145
(SCREAMING)

806
01:02:16,245 --> 01:02:17,714
(SCREAMING)

807
01:02:17,814 --> 01:02:19,447
(LAUGHS)

808
01:02:25,221 --> 01:02:28,191
It's in the bone. It's in the bone.

809
01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,710
It's in the bone.

810
01:02:30,910 --> 01:02:32,611
(ALL LAUGHING)

811
01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:36,883
- (ACE GROANS)
- (YELLS)

812
01:02:44,456 --> 01:02:47,494
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

813
01:02:48,494 --> 01:02:53,199
Chief says you make him laugh.
You are like sissy girl.

814
01:02:53,299 --> 01:02:54,866
(LAUGHING)

815
01:03:02,308 --> 01:03:04,210
Sissy girl. (LAUGHS)

816
01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:08,514
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

817
01:03:09,014 --> 01:03:12,218
Wachootoo chief say
you friend to Wachootoo.

818
01:03:12,318 --> 01:03:13,719
(SCOFFS)

819
01:03:13,819 --> 01:03:16,225
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

820
01:03:19,925 --> 01:03:24,313
But if curse of <i>shikaka</i> not lifted
by tomorrow's sun at top of sky,

821
01:03:24,413 --> 01:03:28,616
Wachootoo kill all Wachati and
smash your head on a rock.

822
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,723
Super. Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.

823
01:03:34,823 --> 01:03:37,925
Ok. Take care. Super. Bye-bye, then.

824
01:03:39,328 --> 01:03:42,431
Are your legs sore?
Do you want me to carry you?

825
01:03:42,831 --> 01:03:44,733
ACE:
That won't be necessary, my friend.

826
01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:48,903
I have an incredibly high threshold
for pain. Ah, holy monkey!

827
01:03:50,839 --> 01:03:52,474
(ALL LAUGHING)

828
01:04:13,379 --> 01:04:15,680
Ace, why you stopped?

829
01:04:17,383 --> 01:04:19,984
The Wachootoo didn't take <i>shikaka.</i>

830
01:04:22,889 --> 01:04:25,330
Hi. Welcome back.

831
01:04:25,431 --> 01:04:28,784
- What would you say this is?
- Dart of Wachootoo shaman.

832
01:04:29,285 --> 01:04:33,232
Precisely. And when compared to
one of the darts that hit me before?

833
01:04:33,332 --> 01:04:34,434
Same.

834
01:04:35,034 --> 01:04:37,703
Only to the untrained eye.

835
01:04:37,803 --> 01:04:41,308
You see, the Wachootoo dart is
made of wood from a mimosa tree,

836
01:04:41,408 --> 01:04:46,013
while the other dart is carved
from a red fungus-bearing acalla.

837
01:04:46,113 --> 01:04:51,652
And there's only one area of the jungle
with red fungus-bearing acallas.

838
01:04:52,452 --> 01:04:56,222
Go back to the village. Tell them the
Wachootoos attack tomorrow at noon.

839
01:04:56,322 --> 01:04:57,788
Ok.

840
01:05:00,126 --> 01:05:03,730
This little hound dog
just picked up a scent.

841
01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:05,597
(INHALES)

842
01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:17,009
Won't be long now, Katie.

843
01:05:19,611 --> 01:05:23,783
Big night tonight. You're going
to meet your new owner.

844
01:05:24,683 --> 01:05:28,187
G'day. Disgusting rat. (HISS)

845
01:05:28,287 --> 01:05:30,489
- (LAUGHING)
- (SCREECHING)

846
01:05:43,803 --> 01:05:46,204
Gravy.

847
01:05:48,740 --> 01:05:50,725
(GORILLA GRUNTING)

848
01:05:50,825 --> 01:05:52,910
Did you hear that?

849
01:05:53,646 --> 01:05:57,199
- What is it?
- Silverback.

850
01:05:57,299 --> 01:05:58,933
(ROARING)

851
01:06:05,492 --> 01:06:07,092
(GIBBERS)

852
01:06:07,793 --> 01:06:09,739
Female.

853
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,165
- Big.
- Yeah?

854
01:06:12,265 --> 01:06:14,769
About 200 meters...

855
01:06:15,669 --> 01:06:17,169
south.

856
01:06:17,769 --> 01:06:21,707
- We'd get $5,000 for one of those.
- What about the rat?

857
01:06:21,807 --> 01:06:25,059
Don't worry about the rat.
We'll be back in no time.

858
01:06:30,332 --> 01:06:32,367
GAHJII: Stay downwind.

859
01:06:45,747 --> 01:06:49,201
ACE: Bleah! (WHISPERING)
You're even uglier than I thought.

860
01:06:49,301 --> 01:06:50,339
(SCREECHING)

861
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,605
GAHJII: She's a big one, isn't she?

862
01:06:54,505 --> 01:06:56,674
- (BLOW DART)
- (ACE GROANS)

863
01:07:09,321 --> 01:07:10,708
Huh?

864
01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:15,578
Oh, boy. Deciduous trees
lining the riverbank.

865
01:07:16,178 --> 01:07:20,349
Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus.
Steadily increasing water current.

866
01:07:20,449 --> 01:07:25,987
Spike, I think we can assume the
stream gets pretty rough up ahead.

867
01:07:35,813 --> 01:07:39,317
As soon as I get you loose, Spike,
you can chew through my ropes.

868
01:07:45,825 --> 01:07:47,776
That's it! That's it!

869
01:07:48,677 --> 01:07:50,878
- (SCREECHING)
- Yes! Your turn.

870
01:07:54,217 --> 01:07:56,486
All right! Yes!

871
01:07:56,786 --> 01:07:57,786
(GIBBERS)

872
01:08:03,842 --> 01:08:07,246
Hey! Spike! Spike!

873
01:08:08,246 --> 01:08:10,216
Spike!

874
01:08:10,316 --> 01:08:11,650
(SCREECHING)

875
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:14,320
Spi...

876
01:08:24,463 --> 01:08:27,422
(GURGLING, SCREAMING)

877
01:08:32,222 --> 01:08:34,576
...ike!

878
01:08:37,426 --> 01:08:39,295
(GASPS)

879
01:08:39,395 --> 01:08:41,147
I'm alive.

880
01:08:41,547 --> 01:08:43,249
(LAUGHING)

881
01:08:43,549 --> 01:08:46,651
I'm alive!

882
01:08:57,946 --> 01:09:01,099
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!

883
01:09:01,499 --> 01:09:03,468
Say "Uncle"! Say "Uncle"!

884
01:09:07,189 --> 01:09:08,658
Oh, no.

885
01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:12,428
Don't start what you can't finish!

886
01:09:13,228 --> 01:09:14,230
(GRUNTS)

887
01:09:14,630 --> 01:09:18,167
Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting
yourself. Quit hitting yourself.

888
01:09:18,367 --> 01:09:21,587
Oh, water tastes good, yes.

889
01:09:21,687 --> 01:09:24,472
Glub, glub!

890
01:09:26,725 --> 01:09:28,560
(ACE GRUNTING)

891
01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:32,531
This isn't over yet.
There's something I've missed,

892
01:09:32,631 --> 01:09:37,736
some clue I've overlooked,
some motive, and that motive is...

893
01:09:38,636 --> 01:09:41,239
Pluh! Think!

894
01:09:41,339 --> 01:09:43,741
Somebody wants these two
tribes to destroy each other.

895
01:09:43,841 --> 01:09:46,845
There must be something
valuable in this equation.

896
01:09:47,145 --> 01:09:49,448
Perhaps we should
meditate upon it, Spike,

897
01:09:49,548 --> 01:09:52,852
for it is said that when
seeking answers, one must...

898
01:09:52,953 --> 01:09:55,954
quiet the soul in order to hear them.

899
01:10:00,558 --> 01:10:06,264
What is it the Wachatis possess
that is of great value to other men...

900
01:10:06,364 --> 01:10:09,768
besides the princess
with the amazing rack.

901
01:10:09,868 --> 01:10:11,770
(INHALES)

902
01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:16,274
(HUMMING)

903
01:10:20,379 --> 01:10:24,266
<i>♪ Alrighty, then</i>

904
01:10:24,366 --> 01:10:27,168
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

905
01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:36,361
<i>♪ Alrighty, then ♪♪</i>

906
01:10:52,962 --> 01:10:55,965
(CHANTING)

907
01:11:05,407 --> 01:11:09,745
Oh, Ace. You're back?

908
01:11:11,245 --> 01:11:14,249
You can dispense with
the smallpox, all-knowing one.

909
01:11:14,349 --> 01:11:18,354
I'm here on business,
and time is of the essence.

910
01:11:18,754 --> 01:11:22,357
Very well. What answer do you seek?

911
01:11:22,457 --> 01:11:24,860
I need to know what it
is the Wachatis possess

912
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:27,996
that is of great value
to civilized man.

913
01:11:28,096 --> 01:11:32,485
The medallion will lead
you to the answer.

914
01:11:33,285 --> 01:11:36,521
You do still have
the medallion, don't you?

915
01:11:36,621 --> 01:11:39,991
Medallion? Why... surely.

916
01:11:40,291 --> 01:11:44,630
I left it back, uh... with my body.

917
01:11:44,930 --> 01:11:49,151
Your aura is weakening.

918
01:11:49,351 --> 01:11:53,689
Ok, I threw it in the cave!
What do you want from me?

919
01:11:53,789 --> 01:11:56,894
What are you, Mr. Perfect?
You want to know where it is?

920
01:11:57,394 --> 01:11:59,409
It's probably lying...

921
01:11:59,510 --> 01:12:03,397
in a big pile of...

922
01:12:16,695 --> 01:12:18,213
(GASP)

923
01:12:18,513 --> 01:12:20,316
Guano!

924
01:12:21,116 --> 01:12:24,885
They have guano!

925
01:12:35,030 --> 01:12:36,832
Like...

926
01:12:36,933 --> 01:12:39,049
a glove.

927
01:12:42,354 --> 01:12:44,156
Hi, chief.

928
01:12:44,356 --> 01:12:46,457
Appreciate your meeting me here.

929
01:12:47,859 --> 01:12:49,960
Let's go kick some...

930
01:12:51,363 --> 01:12:53,464
consulate butt.

931
01:13:03,392 --> 01:13:04,760
Hello, Ace.

932
01:13:05,860 --> 01:13:09,514
- You've come for your money?
- Wrong again, Sweeney Toad.

933
01:13:09,614 --> 01:13:12,634
I've come for the sacred bat.
Where is it?

934
01:13:12,734 --> 01:13:15,737
Why, Ace, whatever can you mean?

935
01:13:15,837 --> 01:13:18,607
Guano. Hello.

936
01:13:18,707 --> 01:13:20,742
Does "poo" ring a bell?

937
01:13:22,042 --> 01:13:24,542
"Guano mines as a source of nitrate,

938
01:13:24,643 --> 01:13:29,848
producing 84% of the world's supply
of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry."

939
01:13:29,949 --> 01:13:32,237
That's what this war is all about.

940
01:13:32,537 --> 01:13:34,607
You can't legally take
possession of the caves

941
01:13:34,707 --> 01:13:37,459
as long as the Wachatis
inhabit the area,

942
01:13:37,559 --> 01:13:41,679
and you want that dookie
so bad, you can taste it.

943
01:13:41,779 --> 01:13:45,734
- But, sir, I thought that...
- Yes. Thank you, Fulton.

944
01:13:47,636 --> 01:13:52,791
That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura.
What has it got to do with me?

945
01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:57,328
I thought you'd never ask.

946
01:13:57,428 --> 01:13:59,965
(INHALES)

947
01:14:01,465 --> 01:14:04,261
The day I met you, there was a white substance
on your shoe that I mistook for plaster.

948
01:14:04,362 --> 01:14:06,901
Yesterday, I saw the same white substance
outside the hut where the bat was kept,

949
01:14:07,002 --> 01:14:10,222
and suddenly it hit me. The great
white bat has great white guano.

950
01:14:10,323 --> 01:14:12,546
That's what you slipped in!
That's what was on your shoe!

951
01:14:12,647 --> 01:14:15,430
And that explains the
abrasion on your palm!

952
01:14:15,730 --> 01:14:17,666
Let me run that back for you.

953
01:14:17,766 --> 01:14:22,654
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

954
01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:25,408
That's what you slipped in!
That's what was on your shoe!

955
01:14:25,508 --> 01:14:29,845
And that explains the
abrasion on your palm!

956
01:14:30,445 --> 01:14:34,182
Damn, I'm good!
Can you feel that, huh?

957
01:14:34,282 --> 01:14:37,285
Can you feel it, captain compost?

958
01:14:37,585 --> 01:14:42,873
The day of redemption is at hand!

959
01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:45,249
(IMITATING CHARLTON HESTON) Repent!

960
01:14:45,449 --> 01:14:50,106
And thou shall be saved.

961
01:14:50,849 --> 01:14:54,122
Very good, Mr. Ventura.

962
01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:58,657
Very good. I believe
you've solved the case.

963
01:14:58,757 --> 01:15:02,377
One thing I still don't understand,
Mr. Belvedere.

964
01:15:03,177 --> 01:15:06,682
If you are the slime
behind this little flimflam,

965
01:15:06,782 --> 01:15:11,353
why, oh, why did you hire me?

966
01:15:11,553 --> 01:15:14,689
I'm afraid there's going to be a
horrendous investigation after the war.

967
01:15:14,823 --> 01:15:19,227
You were my alibi to prove I'd
done everything I could to stop it.

968
01:15:19,327 --> 01:15:22,413
Arrest him. Arrest him!

969
01:15:25,217 --> 01:15:26,817
Please, arrest him.

970
01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:30,572
Simon says, "arrest him."

971
01:15:30,672 --> 01:15:32,207
(CHUCKLING)

972
01:15:32,307 --> 01:15:33,841
(DOOR OPENS)

973
01:15:37,245 --> 01:15:39,732
- (BAT SCREECHES)
- (SHUDDERS)

974
01:15:39,832 --> 01:15:43,635
I thought you loved
all animals, Mr. Ventura.

975
01:15:43,735 --> 01:15:47,256
(MOCKING) "I thought you
loved all animals, Mr. Ventura."

976
01:15:49,056 --> 01:15:51,460
Shall I stick him on the wall?

977
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:55,346
No. I don't think it'll
be necessary, Gahjii.

978
01:15:55,446 --> 01:15:59,701
Mr. Ventura here has very cleverly
stolen the sacred bat of the Wachati.

979
01:15:59,801 --> 01:16:04,038
Unfortunately, we were unable to
recover it in time to stop the war.

980
01:16:05,807 --> 01:16:07,076
Greenwall, hit the lights!

981
01:16:08,944 --> 01:16:11,745
The switch on the wall
beside you... go for it!

982
01:16:21,389 --> 01:16:23,357
Flick it, quick!

983
01:16:26,995 --> 01:16:30,597
Alrighty, then. Shall we go to jail?

984
01:16:40,307 --> 01:16:43,827
Hey, what are you,
H.R. Shove-n-stuff?

985
01:16:44,914 --> 01:16:45,946
Get in!

986
01:16:47,799 --> 01:16:49,717
Just one more thing...

987
01:16:50,318 --> 01:16:53,103
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

988
01:16:57,159 --> 01:16:58,593
What are you doing?

989
01:16:58,693 --> 01:17:02,999
- (TRUMPETS)
- (ACE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

990
01:17:04,699 --> 01:17:06,902
Stop it! I said stop it!

991
01:17:07,002 --> 01:17:09,570
- (TRUMPETS)
- (SCREAMING)

992
01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:16,110
(TRUMPETS)

993
01:17:16,210 --> 01:17:18,478
To the jungle, Boba.

994
01:17:33,945 --> 01:17:36,828
Friends, rodents,

995
01:17:36,929 --> 01:17:38,633
quadrupeds,

996
01:17:38,733 --> 01:17:41,752
lend me "your ears"!

997
01:17:43,255 --> 01:17:47,643
(TARZAN YELL)

998
01:17:49,343 --> 01:17:51,462
Imbecile! You let him get away.

999
01:17:51,562 --> 01:17:54,666
Sir, you don't seem to understand.
The entire tribe will be killed.

1000
01:17:54,766 --> 01:17:58,670
- Remind me to send a sympathy card.
- We'll go and get the bastard.

1001
01:17:58,770 --> 01:18:00,773
Doesn't matter, Gahjii.
There's nothing he can do now.

1002
01:18:00,873 --> 01:18:03,776
We've got the bat,
and it's nearly noon.

1003
01:18:04,776 --> 01:18:06,676
(GROUND RUMBLING)

1004
01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:13,867
(LION ROARS)

1005
01:18:16,338 --> 01:18:18,123
(ZEBRA BRAYS)

1006
01:18:18,423 --> 01:18:20,809
(WATER BUFFALO BELLOWS)

1007
01:18:21,109 --> 01:18:23,143
What the hell is going on?

1008
01:18:37,825 --> 01:18:40,262
- (ELEPHANT TRUMPETS)
- (SCREAMING)

1009
01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:44,802
(BOTH GRUNT)

1010
01:18:57,262 --> 01:18:58,980
(HICCUP)

1011
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,347
(BELCH)

1012
01:19:04,136 --> 01:19:06,003
You see...

1013
01:19:06,405 --> 01:19:11,359
humans and animals
can live in harmony.

1014
01:19:21,019 --> 01:19:23,755
Wow.

1015
01:19:23,855 --> 01:19:26,491
Sorry for the delay, Ace.

1016
01:19:26,591 --> 01:19:29,194
- (HORSE NEIGHS)
- (COUGHING)

1017
01:19:30,094 --> 01:19:31,997
(LIKE TONY MONTANA) Hey, poachers!

1018
01:19:32,497 --> 01:19:37,002
Say hello to my stinky little friend.

1019
01:19:37,102 --> 01:19:39,170
(ALL SCREAM)

1020
01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:49,715
(BAT SQUAWKING)

1021
01:19:50,015 --> 01:19:51,783
(MONKEYS SCREECHING)

1022
01:19:54,820 --> 01:19:56,688
Get off, get off, get off.

1023
01:19:57,788 --> 01:20:00,758
Not so fast, Sally.

1024
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:05,229
(SCREAMS) Get it away!

1025
01:20:23,130 --> 01:20:25,532
<i>Shikaka!</i>

1026
01:20:42,417 --> 01:20:44,951
(LAUGHING)

1027
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:53,229
(LAUGHING)

1028
01:21:02,937 --> 01:21:06,173
Aw, he wants to go off-road.

1029
01:21:11,846 --> 01:21:15,315
Uh, nobody wants to play with me.

1030
01:21:22,457 --> 01:21:28,195
(IMITATING TRUCK ENGINE) Loser!

1031
01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:41,877
Cadby! From the consulate, right?

1032
01:21:42,777 --> 01:21:44,311
This is weird.

1033
01:21:46,347 --> 01:21:48,115
(ACE WHISTLING)

1034
01:22:01,929 --> 01:22:03,832
(YELPING)

1035
01:22:04,732 --> 01:22:06,100
(CHUCKLES)

1036
01:22:09,937 --> 01:22:11,238
(SCREAMS)

1037
01:22:11,638 --> 01:22:13,538
(BAT SQUAWKING)

1038
01:22:14,009 --> 01:22:15,709
(SIGHS)

1039
01:22:15,810 --> 01:22:17,711
(ENGINE REVS)

1040
01:22:26,254 --> 01:22:28,122
(LION ROARS)

1041
01:22:33,222 --> 01:22:34,472
(SCREAMS)

1042
01:22:47,308 --> 01:22:48,725
Bleah.

1043
01:22:50,728 --> 01:22:51,845
Noon.

1044
01:22:54,516 --> 01:22:56,650
The Wachati.

1045
01:22:58,219 --> 01:22:59,537
(SCREECH)

1046
01:22:59,637 --> 01:23:02,006
The spirit will overcome.

1047
01:23:02,506 --> 01:23:04,908
The spirit will overcome.

1048
01:23:09,013 --> 01:23:10,248
<i>Shikaka!</i>

1049
01:23:10,348 --> 01:23:12,452
(SCREAMING)

1050
01:23:14,552 --> 01:23:16,236
(SCREAMING)

1051
01:23:16,637 --> 01:23:18,656
(GRUNTS)

1052
01:23:20,307 --> 01:23:21,776
(SCREAMS)

1053
01:23:22,076 --> 01:23:24,910
(ALL SHOUTING)

1054
01:23:37,559 --> 01:23:39,511
(GASP)

1055
01:23:40,011 --> 01:23:41,528
Headhunters!

1056
01:23:49,788 --> 01:23:52,840
(ALL YELLING)

1057
01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:54,875
Wachootoo!

1058
01:24:04,869 --> 01:24:07,610
<i>Shikaka!</i>

1059
01:24:10,310 --> 01:24:11,760
(GASPING)

1060
01:24:17,331 --> 01:24:20,518
Pet Detective coming through.
Clear a path, people!

1061
01:24:20,618 --> 01:24:22,135
<i>Shikaka!</i>

1062
01:24:27,241 --> 01:24:29,710
<i>Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha!</i>

1063
01:24:29,810 --> 01:24:31,510
(ALL SHOUTING)

1064
01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:41,639
(BAT SCREECHING)

1065
01:24:47,739 --> 01:24:49,739
(PANTING)

1066
01:24:52,583 --> 01:24:56,586
Yuck!

1067
01:24:59,686 --> 01:25:01,686
(PANTING)

1068
01:25:10,351 --> 01:25:13,705
(LAUGHING)

1069
01:25:14,005 --> 01:25:16,323
- (GORILLA GROWLS)
- Huh?

1070
01:25:19,110 --> 01:25:22,564
<i>♪ Wee dee dee dee
dee dee dee dee dee ♪</i>

1071
01:25:22,764 --> 01:25:26,133
<i>- ♪ Dee, owimoweh ♪</i>
- (WHIMPERS)

1072
01:25:26,233 --> 01:25:29,904
<i>♪ Owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh ♪</i>

1073
01:25:30,004 --> 01:25:33,808
<i>♪ Owimoweh, owimoweh,
owimoweh, owimoweh... ♪♪</i>

1074
01:25:34,108 --> 01:25:36,410
(SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE)

1075
01:25:38,210 --> 01:25:40,010
(IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1076
01:25:44,519 --> 01:25:47,921
- (IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- (ALL CHEERING)

1077
01:25:54,112 --> 01:25:57,649
They will now consummate the marriage
under the witness of the tribe.

1078
01:25:57,749 --> 01:26:01,552
Well done, Ace.
You must be extremely proud.

1079
01:26:01,952 --> 01:26:05,857
Pride is an abomination.
One must forgo the self

1080
01:26:05,957 --> 01:26:11,363
to attain total spiritual creaminess
and avoid the chewy chunks

1081
01:26:11,763 --> 01:26:13,665
of degradation.

1082
01:26:15,199 --> 01:26:18,285
(SHOUTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE)

1083
01:26:21,956 --> 01:26:23,157
What's that he's saying?

1084
01:26:23,257 --> 01:26:26,478
Well, I think he's saying
she's not a virgin.

1085
01:26:27,778 --> 01:26:29,180
They can tell that?

1086
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:31,031
<i>Shikaka!</i>

1087
01:26:31,131 --> 01:26:33,367
(ALL SHOUTING)

1088
01:26:35,867 --> 01:26:37,667
(ACE PANTING)

1089
01:27:04,315 --> 01:27:06,900
<i>Shikaka!</i>

1090
01:27:09,003 --> 01:27:13,073
<i>♪ There is no political solution ♪</i>

1091
01:27:16,778 --> 01:27:20,714
<i>♪ To our troubled evolution ♪</i>

1092
01:27:23,885 --> 01:27:28,023
<i>♪ I have no faith in constitution ♪</i>

1093
01:27:28,123 --> 01:27:30,424
<i>♪ No, no ♪</i>

1094
01:27:30,524 --> 01:27:35,062
<i>♪ Just check this reggae revolution ♪</i>

1095
01:27:36,932 --> 01:27:40,802
<i>♪ We are spirits in
the material world ♪</i>

1096
01:27:40,902 --> 01:27:44,472
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1097
01:27:44,572 --> 01:27:48,076
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1098
01:27:48,176 --> 01:27:52,281
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1099
01:27:52,781 --> 01:27:56,082
<i>♪ Our so-called leaders speak ♪</i>

1100
01:27:59,788 --> 01:28:03,524
<i>♪ With words they try to jail you ♪</i>

1101
01:28:03,624 --> 01:28:06,961
<i>♪ What's the right? ♪</i>

1102
01:28:07,061 --> 01:28:10,766
<i>♪ They subjugate the meek ♪</i>

1103
01:28:11,266 --> 01:28:13,702
<i>♪ Ooh, yeah ♪</i>

1104
01:28:13,802 --> 01:28:18,440
<i>♪ But it's the rhetoric of failure ♪</i>

1105
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:23,678
<i>♪ We are spirits in
the material world ♪</i>

1106
01:28:23,778 --> 01:28:27,215
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1107
01:28:27,315 --> 01:28:30,719
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1108
01:28:30,819 --> 01:28:36,957
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1109
01:28:39,194 --> 01:28:40,561
<i>♪ Watch this ♪</i>

1110
01:28:40,661 --> 01:28:44,332
<i>♪ So come, come, come,
every posse, come, come, come ♪</i>

1111
01:28:44,432 --> 01:28:46,067
<i>♪ Come, come listen to the words ♪</i>

1112
01:28:46,167 --> 01:28:47,902
<i>♪ Of Mr. P-A-T-O Banton ♪</i>

1113
01:28:48,002 --> 01:28:51,339
<i>♪ I must be a real gentleman
in this material land ♪</i>

1114
01:28:51,439 --> 01:28:55,009
<i>♪ Spreading peace and love
to each and every one ♪</i>

1115
01:28:55,109 --> 01:28:58,412
<i>♪ So PATO is your one
from the radio station ♪</i>

1116
01:28:58,512 --> 01:29:02,217
<i>♪ I'm on the airwaves
with positive vibration ♪</i>

1117
01:29:02,317 --> 01:29:05,620
<i>♪ Do you need spiritual education? ♪</i>

1118
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:08,990
<i>♪ That's the only way they'll
ever know their destination ♪</i>

1119
01:29:09,090 --> 01:29:11,525
<i>♪ We are spiritual, material ♪</i>

1120
01:29:11,625 --> 01:29:16,798
<i>♪ Yes, we are spiritual
in this material world ♪</i>

1121
01:29:16,898 --> 01:29:20,468
<i>♪ Oh, oh, my, my ♪</i>

1122
01:29:20,568 --> 01:29:23,404
<i>♪ How easy I go ♪</i>

1123
01:29:23,504 --> 01:29:27,943
<i>♪ Oh, oh, my, my ♪</i>

1124
01:29:28,943 --> 01:29:30,844
<i>♪ Watch this ♪</i>

1125
01:29:32,613 --> 01:29:35,749
<i>♪ Where does the answer lie? ♪</i>

1126
01:29:39,487 --> 01:29:42,922
<i>♪ Living from day to day ♪</i>

1127
01:29:46,427 --> 01:29:50,698
<i>♪ And for something we can buy ♪</i>

1128
01:29:50,798 --> 01:29:53,301
<i>♪ Ooh, yeah ♪</i>

1129
01:29:53,401 --> 01:29:57,938
<i>♪ There must be another way ♪</i>

1130
01:29:59,340 --> 01:30:03,277
<i>♪ We are spirits in
the material world ♪</i>

1131
01:30:03,377 --> 01:30:06,682
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1132
01:30:06,782 --> 01:30:10,451
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1133
01:30:10,551 --> 01:30:13,688
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1134
01:30:13,788 --> 01:30:17,425
<i>♪ We are spirits in
the material world ♪</i>

1135
01:30:17,525 --> 01:30:21,062
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1136
01:30:21,162 --> 01:30:24,600
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪</i>

1137
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:28,201
<i>♪ Are spirits in the material world ♪♪</i>

1138
01:30:33,441 --> 01:30:34,908
<i>♪ Get down ♪</i>

1139
01:30:37,645 --> 01:30:39,912
<i>♪ Let me tell you about
a friend of mine ♪</i>

1140
01:30:43,652 --> 01:30:45,219
<i>♪ His name's Boll Weevil,
check him out ♪</i>

1141
01:30:45,319 --> 01:30:48,623
<i>♪ He spends all day on his big butt ♪</i>

1142
01:30:48,723 --> 01:30:52,460
<i>♪ And he don't ever,
ever get outside ♪</i>

1143
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:56,531
<i>♪ I come to visit
I bring some sunshine ♪</i>

1144
01:30:56,631 --> 01:31:00,535
<i>♪ And I just spread it
all over the fire ♪</i>

1145
01:31:00,635 --> 01:31:04,573
<i>♪ He's stuck on his big couch
Stuck in his big shell ♪</i>

1146
01:31:04,673 --> 01:31:08,642
<i>♪ He looks at the TV,
and he's all right ♪</i>

1147
01:31:08,742 --> 01:31:12,581
<i>♪ I come from the drug lord,
the local drugstore ♪</i>

1148
01:31:12,681 --> 01:31:16,484
<i>♪ Bug is a fly, baby,
he's never uptight ♪</i>

1149
01:31:16,584 --> 01:31:17,651
<i>♪ And I wonder ♪</i>

1150
01:31:17,751 --> 01:31:21,389
<i>♪ Boll Weevil, why don't you
get out of your home? ♪</i>

1151
01:31:21,489 --> 01:31:23,291
<i>♪ He said, "I'm comfortable here" ♪</i>

1152
01:31:23,391 --> 01:31:25,359
<i>♪ "I don't want to move,
I don't want to leave" ♪</i>

1153
01:31:25,459 --> 01:31:29,731
<i>♪ I said, "Boll Weevil,
get right out of your home" ♪</i>

1154
01:31:30,131 --> 01:31:32,333
<i>♪ "Good-bye, I got to stay,
I'll move some other day" ♪</i>

1155
01:31:32,433 --> 01:31:35,604
<i>♪ "Bye-bye, I got to go to sleep"
And let the tube shine ♪</i>

1156
01:31:35,704 --> 01:31:37,539
<i>♪ Let the tube shine ♪</i>

1157
01:31:37,639 --> 01:31:39,508
<i>♪ Let the tube shine ♪</i>

1158
01:31:39,608 --> 01:31:41,242
<i>♪ Let the tube shine ♪</i>

1159
01:31:41,342 --> 01:31:43,712
<i>♪ Now, I would tell you
about Boll Weevil ♪</i>

1160
01:31:43,812 --> 01:31:48,082
<i>♪ But that bug is just too scary
He's sitting there all alone ♪</i>

1161
01:31:48,182 --> 01:31:51,953
<i>♪ I try to coax him out
with chocolate pie ♪</i>

1162
01:31:52,053 --> 01:31:54,856
<i>♪ But he would not move a muscle
And I tried ♪</i>

1163
01:31:54,956 --> 01:31:57,792
<i>♪ To make him see that the
sun is shining outside ♪</i>

1164
01:31:57,892 --> 01:32:00,762
<i>♪ To make him see that the
sun is shining outside ♪</i>

1165
01:32:00,862 --> 01:32:03,498
<i>♪ To make him see that the
sun is shining outside ♪</i>

1166
01:32:03,598 --> 01:32:06,701
<i>♪ To make him see that the
sun is shining outside ♪</i>

1167
01:32:06,801 --> 01:32:12,673
<i>♪ To make him see that the
sun is shining outside ♪</i>

1168
01:32:19,114 --> 01:32:20,348
<i>♪ Check it out ♪</i>

1169
01:32:20,848 --> 01:32:22,649
(HUMMING)

1170
01:32:36,131 --> 01:32:39,066
<i>♪ Boll Weevil, get right
out of your home ♪</i>

1171
01:32:40,068 --> 01:32:42,970
<i>♪ Boll Weevil, get right
out of your home ♪</i>

1172
01:32:43,939 --> 01:32:46,874
<i>♪ Boll Weevil, get right
out of your home ♪</i>

1173
01:32:48,009 --> 01:32:51,312
<i>♪ Boll Weevil, get right
out of your home ♪</i>

1174
01:32:51,412 --> 01:32:53,448
<i>♪ Now, I would tell you
about Boll Weevil ♪</i>

1175
01:32:53,548 --> 01:32:57,919
<i>♪ But that bug is just too scary
He's sitting there all alone ♪</i>

1176
01:32:58,219 --> 01:33:01,790
<i>♪ I try to coax him out
with chocolate pie ♪</i>

1177
01:33:01,890 --> 01:33:04,726
<i>♪ But he would not move a muscle
And I tried ♪</i>

1178
01:33:04,826 --> 01:33:07,696
<i>♪ To make him see that the
sun is shining outside ♪</i>

1179
01:33:07,796 --> 01:33:09,964
<i>♪ To make him see that
the sun is shining out ♪</i>

1180
01:33:10,064 --> 01:33:12,901
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1181
01:33:13,001 --> 01:33:15,904
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1182
01:33:16,004 --> 01:33:18,807
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1183
01:33:18,907 --> 01:33:21,710
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1184
01:33:21,810 --> 01:33:24,813
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1185
01:33:24,913 --> 01:33:27,716
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1186
01:33:27,816 --> 01:33:30,852
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1187
01:33:30,952 --> 01:33:33,755
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1188
01:33:33,855 --> 01:33:36,557
<i>♪ Make him see the sun
is shining outside ♪</i>

1189
01:33:36,657 --> 01:33:38,660
<i>♪ Make him see the sun,
make him see the sun ♪</i>

1190
01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:40,728
<i>♪ Make him see the goddamn sun ♪♪</i>

1191
01:33:41,195 --> 01:33:43,296
Come on, little buggy.
There's a little bug.

1191
01:33:44,305 --> 01:33:50,473
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